The awkward moment when
gerardkilljoy: isaysexualthingsabouteveryone: little-miss-phoebe: returnfromtheashes-: lightswillbeshining: What are you doing Rihanna. I’m just waiting for Frank. She already did Frank: If Rihanna is a killjoy, does that make Chris Brown a draculoid? ^oh my god oh dear to the fucking god.
Best photo ever
I Need To See This Man Live! <3
All of my friends live near each other.
forrest-hump: breemont: For them, it’s like, “Hey bro, wanna come over?” “Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.” For me, it’s like, “Hey bro, wanna come over?” “Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.” 90% of my friends
That one follower on Tumblr who always reblog your...
Jared: Have you seen the pornographic film that we made recently called Hurricane? Interviewer: Yeah, I think it’s a win. I like it without the black stripes. Jared: You do? You’re a dirty birdy, a very filthy girl and shame on you for watching that. Interviewer: Shame on you for making it. Jared: Oh I couldn’t help myself.
when you find out that the person next to you...
When your mom or dad wakes you up for school
When they first wake you up: As soon as they walk out: When you hear them coming to wake you up for a second time: “I’m up, I’m up!”
Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if...
caughtinabadfromance: bornandraisedbyhypocrites: -brentwilson: eccentricallymekenny: alyaae: AND IM PROUD OF IT. So wait… Mikey actually loves virgins? ^OH MY GOD YES. that’s why he’s the sexually oblivious one
People are gay, get over it. People have bright...
When you rap lyrics to a song without messing up.
Imagine if I was attractive and actually got a...